Wow, Maxablaster mega-flashlight is a step away from lightsaber

You thought the glasses did nothing before? Shine the 38 million candles and watch Maxablaster faces melt like Raiders of the Lost Ark style concentrated mercury as part of its Plasma Arc 54 bulb powered by a battery. At present, it only makes the project a pet Dutch engineer named Ralf Ottow, for what is probably the best, because it would be much more effective on drilling holes in concrete than any scene lighting.